lilacsandcontraband:

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

Basically.

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Being a lesbian cowgirl is rough business.

Being a lesbian cowgirl is rough business.

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langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav now available for Kindle! Paperback also available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble + The Book Depository for free worldwide shipping.

langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav now available for Kindle! Paperback also available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble + The Book Depository for free worldwide shipping.

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

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The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
Beau Taplin || the hours between. (via perfect)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)

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  • book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  • book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  • book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  • book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  • book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  • book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  • book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

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the year according to tumblr

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus

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dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

image

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ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

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shadowstep-of-bast:

the-musical-scottsmen:

reasons i love my friends #6578

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST

shadowstep-of-bast:

the-musical-scottsmen:

reasons i love my friends #6578

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST

(Source: femtaire)

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nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

(Source: catleecious)

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