damnthatswhack:

I have a new religious affiliation: Deer Jesus

damnthatswhack:

I have a new religious affiliation: Deer Jesus

(Source: readysetxcunt)

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totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?

290,408 notes

rendigo:

tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

whatwhat are ferrets even MADE of?????

rendigo:

tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

what
what are ferrets even MADE of?????

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panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

363,796 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

And just like that

Jane is wondering why she ever had a thing for the thunder god when there was THIS glorious example of ass kicking perfection hanging out on Asgard <3

(Source: crayonboxhearts)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Eeeeeeeeee
I love that, when you bring your faces close so your noses touch…
Me and my sweetie call them ‘Kitty kisses’ because it’s the way our cat kisses her cat girlfriend :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Eeeeeeeeee

I love that, when you bring your faces close so your noses touch…

Me and my sweetie call them ‘Kitty kisses’ because it’s the way our cat kisses her cat girlfriend :D

(Source: love-or-sin)

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kickingcones:

Me trying to think of date ideas.

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sassy-spoon:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this show aired almost 30 years ago?

(Source: the-goldengirls)

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