assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

(Source: stileshelbig)

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upsettingshorts:

camharr:

deducingtheworldaroundme:

i-am-the—dragons-daughter:

brienneofthrace:

BEST THING EVER

TYWIN LANNISTER READING 50 SHADES OF GRAY IS WHAT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MOST

Whenever I feel a little down, I go watch this video.

We live in an age of wonders.

video

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drinking-watermelon:

a while ago i was watching a movie with someone and the woman in it was getting MURDERED, and my friend was like “better turn it down incase my parents think we’re watching porn…” Do you not understand how terrifying that is? 

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The American collegiate system in one gif set

(Source: sandandglass)

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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afraidoffallingangelsinthedark:

caligulass-aquarium:

minty-burps:

SORRY THIS WAS A LOT FUNNIER IN MY HEAD

Is that Hawkeye

THAT IS HAWKEYE OMFG

afraidoffallingangelsinthedark:

caligulass-aquarium:

minty-burps:

SORRY THIS WAS A LOT FUNNIER IN MY HEAD

Is that Hawkeye

THAT IS HAWKEYE OMFG

(Source: mintyburps)

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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